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Q What kind of a car does from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive.

Q What has one horn and gives from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.

The only thing wrong with a perfect from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

Hawk and Tom were talking in the from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60." Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60? That's amazing!" Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!"

Q What did the first stoplight say from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don't look I'm changing!!

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.

I saw the most beautiful cars in from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: 'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!' Later I learned he was talking about the payments.

A businessman was traveling in the train from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and he faced so much of problem as all shops to purchase eatables were far off. He was very upset and every time he was remembering that's all happened because I am in the last couch. When he got down at the destination station, he asked the station person that he wants to lodge a complaint against the railway staff. The complaints and suggestions book was given to him and he wrote: " There should not be any last couch in the train. If there is any last couch in the train, it should be kept somewhere in the middle.

A sardarji was working as editor in from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the event, the next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was: "There should not be last coach in any train."

Monster Ive got to walk miles homeGhost from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

What do you get when you put from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !

Q Whats worse than raining bucketsA Hailing from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!

Q What do you call a laughing from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha

What do you call a group of from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch !

What do you call someone who draws from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !

What do you call a person who from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !

What do you call a pretend railway from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !

Why did the man put his car from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod.

What did the man put on his from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.

What is a bangedup used carA car from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition.